var quotes=new Array();
quotes[0] = "Domestic cats are the only cats that can hold their tails vertically while they   walk. Wild cats hold theirs horizontally or between their legs.";
quotes[1] = "It has been established that people who own pets live longer, have less stress, and have fewer heart attacks. ";
quotes[2] = "Seventy percent of people sign their pet's name on greeting cards and 58 percent include their pets in family and holiday portraits, according to a survey done by the American Animal Hospital Association. ";
quotes[3] = "The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. ";
quotes[4] = "The Canary Islands were not named for a bird called a canary. They were named after a breed of large dogs. The Latin name was Canariae insulae - 'Island of Dogs.' ";
 
var q = quotes.length;
var whichquote=Math.round(Math.random()*(q-1));
function showquote(){document.write(quotes[whichquote]);}
showquote();